OOPSIE.

OOPSIE DAISY!

It seems like blogger hates me quite a lot, therefore I've had to move this blog over to my gmail account.

AND DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE, WE GO.

OH SUMMER.

OH SUMMER. Why must you end so soon?
I feel like I did nothing at all.

I didn't do much at all.



These last few days are just filled with anxiety and making useless stickers I won't sell because no one will buy them.

TIME CRASHING on the PENCILED ROOF

And the not done story behind this?
"Time crashing worked when you clash or crash two clocks or watches together which then causes a spark or a few sparks of lightening, causing power to form. Although all scientists know this, they prefer not to write it down in the textbooks and pages upon pages of information. Lightning is in fact a cause of time speeding ahead too fast. Hence by clashing two clocks together, the time speeds up causing lightning to form. This explains why the thunder comes after lightning because it is trying to catch up with speeding time.
Just like the roman god Zeus, in order to have power over the entire world, he had his lightning bolt, the most powerful item. So, just like Zeus, in order to have power over the entire world, one must claim all the lightning there is. Two particular groups had this in mind.
The first, was the Evil Evil Obese Ex-Queen of the sky. She frequently donned a blue velvet robe made out of the sky and travels upon the clouds. She was actually the mistress of Zeus, who was appalled that she did not receive the power for the entire world, but infact was given to his wife. As revenge she massacred all the gods. But alas, the lightning bolt that ruled the lame was dragged into the Afterlife of Forever with Zeus who swore that even after his complete obliteration, would not give it to her.
Killing a god, or several, was extremely hard to do, as they do not have a heaven or a hell to attend to, but she managed to completely remove them. For the rest of eternity the gods would not feel anything, taste anything, hear anything, for they did not exist anymore. For her, she commanded a highly dangerous and adorable group of monsters. These monsters ate clouds, and in their process of digestion, they would retrieve the lightning that resided in the clouds. They are called cloud eaters.
Very few people know, but clouds are made out of wasted time. It has been proven that once a huge cloud emerges, the world has been procrastinating. On days with little cloud, one will find that many people are working. But when black clouds loom over head blanketing the sky, one will find that many are utterly depressed and sit in their homes bingeing. The clouds are based upon emotions and mainly time. When clouds merge, their time clashes together, just like with clocks or watches. But however, the clouds that merge together have lightning stored inside because they cannot create it until they merge with a dark and gloomy cloud. Therefore when a cloud is digested the lightning inside it is then retrieved from the cloud eaters. The lightning that is stored inside a cloud is huge, which cause sparks that are many more times larger than from clocks or watches. However energy retrieved from clocks is more compact and has a lot of power but the lightning from clouds are strong, but not very durable and have little power.
The only known way to store lightning is to lead the very top of the spark into a glass mixed with crystal bottle. The lightning needs to be able to breathe in the sunlight and needs to be exposed to recharge, and the crystal is the only thing that stops the lightning from escaping. If lightning is to be caught from the sky, many many bottles are needed because of its size, but if lightning is retrieved from clock or watch crashing, only a few little bottles are needed."

Hey who knows, maybe I'll use this story in the future!

LADY TOMATO

Come on, you didn't think I'd leave HIS without leaving just a small mark did you? Well technically its not THAT small. But just a small reminder that I was there. And a bit crazy to spend time actually painting THAT much hair on Earl Grey's girlfriend.
My mother "researched" (her brain) and said that her name is (should be) Lady Tomato. So.. I pronounce Lady Tomato who is featured in many many things. Just look for the leaves and roses in her hair. Usually with vines too.

Hello again~

Okay, so I'm taking a slow hiatus for posting on tumblr because being the paranoid little doodler I am, it makes me far to stressed. So I guess posting on here is good because I know that just about no one looks on it. Here's what you've missed out on if you don't follow tumblr...

This is Earl Grey's girlfriend. He likes to tag the pictures which has his girlfriend on them.

That's the oldest sketchbook stuff I haven't posted...